Goldilocks and no bears

POD has a fondness for books so we get through a lot of stories – often coerced into reading more than we intended. Usually there’s the favourite, requested nightly for weeks, and a varied selection around that.

It’s been quite refreshing this week to discover a fairy tale book with the usual classics. There was confusion around the wolf being dead in Red Riding Hood and “anodder” wolf in the Three Little Pigs but I got round that.

Then POD spotted Goldilocks eating the bears porridge…

“Mummy read this story” [I turn pages to beginning of story]

“No Mummy I just want the girl” [POD turns pages back to page 3]

“Mummy. Girl, no bears” The bears are in the story, it’s Goldilocks and the Three Bears [I turn pages to beginning of story]

“No Mummy I do not want bears, I just want Goddy-locks” [POD turns pages back to page 3. Slams hands on book]

“Just Goddy-locks” [Sigh. Starts Goldilocks and the Three Bears from page 3]

So introducing the bears after Goldilocks had eaten Baby Bear’s porridge, broken his chair and slept in his bed proved a success. We just need to master reading it from the beginning.

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  • Emma The Mini Mes and Me August 6, 2013 at 10:05 am

    I remember my two skipping to whatever bits they wanted too! Little cutie x

    • Charly Dove August 6, 2013 at 1:05 pm

      That’s good to know – I’m glad its not just us. She’s normally really good but was adamant on this occasion she didn’t want the bears 🙂

  • Ruth's all sorts August 6, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Glad it’s not just my toddler who wants to read things from half way through! So cute and funny 🙂

    • Charly Dove August 6, 2013 at 5:49 pm

      Thank you Ruth – they’re highly amusing aren’t they! It won’t be the same when she’s older 🙂

  • Actually Mummy... August 6, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    Ah but she’s clever. She’s retelling the story to make it look like Goldilocks was the poor bullied girl, not the troublemaker she evidently was!

    • Charly Dove August 6, 2013 at 5:52 pm

      Very good 🙂

  • Sarah MumofThree World August 6, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    Bless her! Why would you want boring old bears when you can just read about a beautiful little girl? Perfect toddler logic.

    • Charly Dove August 6, 2013 at 8:34 pm

      It makes complete sense doesn’t it! Bless her indeed. Tonight I’ve had lots of “Whasatt?” 🙂

  • Cathie B August 6, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    Together with Lucas and his re-writing of Jack and the Beanstalk I think we may have the biggest collaboration since The Grimm Brothers!!!!!!!! 😉

    • Charly Dove August 6, 2013 at 8:34 pm

      Brilliant. We have genius children :))

  • Jaime Oliver August 6, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    lol i love it she is such a star!! i do hope you manage to start from page 1 soon! xx

    • Charly Dove August 6, 2013 at 8:35 pm

      We normally do start at the beginning but with lots of questions included. She was adamant no bears this time 🙂

  • Gina Caro August 6, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    Aww bless her. How cute, she knows what she wants x

    • Charly Dove August 7, 2013 at 8:30 am

      Thanks Gina, she’s hilarious 🙂

  • Kate @scattymumofboys August 9, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Ha ha, this sounds like story time with Pooh Bear.

    • Charly Dove August 9, 2013 at 8:29 pm

      They’re funny things aren’t they. Nice they keep us entertained though 🙂

  • sarah August 9, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    aw i love that ‘goddy-locks!’ so cute 🙂

    • Charly Dove August 10, 2013 at 10:03 am

      Thank you Sarah – she keeps us entertained 🙂